Month: June 2013

  • Remembering Xanga: Part 4: Top Blogs parodies

     Parody Xanga Front Page: Created Sept. 24, 2012


    Parody Top Blogs for 2019: Created Friday May 6, 2010

    Today’s Top Blogs 2019  Not sure what to write. Then copy/paste a “featured blogmeme”

     
    1. We’ve Taken Over
    Well, the digital ink is dry on the contract, and Chris (Kookooloose) and I have officially taken over Xanga from john (john) who has been tapped by Mark Zuckerburg to run the rapidly sinking ship known as Facebook, and hopefully turn things around over there. Thanks to the fact that we now have the Xanga Boeing 898 hybrid jet nicknamed “Charlie”, we will be spending a lot of time in personal “meetups” with the dozens of Xangans still with the service.

    Streetnotdriven 20 minutes ago by XMobilepost 5748 views 938 comments 1039 recommendations 437 repulses 291 like this 48 don’t like this 228 don’t care 427 recommend the recommendations 1 eprop

    2. Have you seen my boobs?
    I was looking for my boobs. Have you seen my boobs. They were here a minute ago. Where are my boobs, da**it.

    TheGuyWhoStillAsksQuestions 4 hours ago by Xpad 4288 views 1012 comments 39 recommendations 221 repulses 438 like this 438 don’t like this 438 don’t care 2 recommend the recommendations 2024 eprops

    3. Have you seen my boobs?
    Get a load of these babies. My tits aren’t bad either, are they. (3DVIDEO)

    Shimshimshimmyshake 12 days ago by computer 547,000,032 views 7943 comments 5012 recommendations 1,038,431 repulses 10978 like this 0 don’t like this 0 don’t care 429 recommend the recommendations 15886 eprops

     
    4. Xangaversary Night Fever?
    Is is just me or does everyone keep celebrating their Xangaversary this month. BTW, what the f*** is a Xangaversary anywho?
    EveryonesACritic 22 hours ago by Xpad 3989 views 52 comments 52 recommendations 0 repulses 27 like this 321 don’t like this 39 don’t care 4 recommend the recommendations 105 eprops

    5. REC This, MotherF*****

    Snore. Is this thing on? Heck, all I have to do nowadays is just type. qwertyuioopasdfghjkl…

    SwimmingInGravy 27 hours ago by Xmobile 521 views 489 comments 321 recommendations 304 repulses 238 like this 1012 don’t like this 25 don’t care 37 recommend the recommendations 1042 eprops

    6. Dustbunnies under the bed
    Here is a collection of photos of dustbunnies. Tomorrow I will present a selection of black and white images of windowpanes. Don’t forget your entries for the MLCXXVIII edition of Monday Magazine!
     
    Seedplanter 2 days ago by Xmobile 982 views 897 comments 746 recommendations 582 repulses 1248 like this 3 don’t like this 0 don’t care 148 recommend the recommendations 1794 eprops
     
    7. What, only 7 comments? How Come I never get any comments?

     Look, I’m the best thing on here. I’ve been here for over 14 years. I can still write, dance, sing, no scratch that, still can’t sing. But I write poetry, make videos, and I post lots of past entries from my vast collections. I’m creative. Some people even think I’m talented. And I’m old. I write the best comments on Xanga. Srsly. And I do it NAKED. I had 421 of my comments recommended. But no matter how many people visit, I seem to whine endlessly about not getting comments. Isn’t it getting stale by now????? Hell no. Drop by sometime, and don’t forget to leave a comment. 

    BallsyMike2004 8 days ago by ancient PC 3104 views 7 comments 3 recommendations 0 repulses 0 like this 0 don’t like this 229 don’t care 0 recommend the recommendations 14 eprops

    8. 
     
    Hi everyone! I’m just getting started on Xanga… Drop me a comment if you’ve got some ideas on what to do first – or just to say, “Hi!” 

    NewbieOnX 1 minute ago by Xpad 59 views 59 comments 59 recommendations 59 repulses 59 like this 59 don’t like this 59 don’t care 59 recommend the recommendations 59 eprops
      

    9. If you don’t like me, then just leave me alone.
     
    Yep, I’m still here. And you’re still reading me. No matter what I post. I’m NEVER going away. Me and NewDog112 are really pi**ed at the response to the last blog I wrote denouncing all you republiscums who still claim President Obama wasn’t born here even after he was elected for his record breaking third term. If the man wasn’t born in America, he wouldn’t still be president.
    DivaJyoti248 3 days ago by phone 229 views 5418 comments 984 recommendations 529 repulses 319 like this 129 don’t like this 43 don’t care 28 recommend the recommendations 10836 eprops

    10. I’m back
    Has anyone seen PaulPrejudiced?

    Wheelchairguy 27 hours ago by phone 229 views 3,947,212 comments 2 recommendations 458 repulses 12 like this 129 don’t like this 0 don’t care 48 recommend the recommendations 7,494,424 eprops

     
    Posted: June 03, 2013 7:29 AM
  • Remembering Xanga:Part 3: Expect Visitors!!!! A short history.

     

    homeportal#1 #1

    Most of this was originally posted on 5/20/2009. 

    I’m going to take you on a “short history of Xanga” (in it’s own words, so to speak.) The Xanga beta came online in late 1999. This was just a few short months after my own website, the inimitable AllThingsMike came online, but they got lots more visitors. Believe me, if I’d known about Xanga, and their capability for comments, back in 1999 I would have joined immediately. All the images and content in this entry were obtained by searches through The Internet Archive. Check out the links if you have time. Some of them work, and they’re taking you to the past.  MFN/ppf


    From 1999-2001:

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    Can’t wait to get started?
    Join Now!

     

    Expect visitors! Whenever you add new content to your site, you’ll be featured right here on the front page. Other Xangans love to see what new members are sharing with the community. Visitors to your site can mean more than just flattering feedback. Links to products such as books, movies, and music can make you money! If you write a great book review and your visitors click through the link and buy the book you can make a 15% commission on every sale.

    Xanga is Passion. What’s your Xanga?

     

    We’ve eliminated the tedious technical hassles of publishing to traditional homepages. Forget about HTML and FTP, you will be publishing your first post within a minute! And Xanga is all yours. You can Customize your Weblog by selecting unique fonts and colors, and even design and upload your own header! Check out all Our Features.

    writer

    profileJohn 
    view entire profile

    Friday, December 08, 2000

     

     

    I was just thinking, “Where are all my eProps coming from?” And then Brendan reminded me that there’s a page where you can see just that! And another one where you can see comments on your posts, and another one where you can see the latest subscribers to your site!

    You can find all these links inside the modular called “Current Site Data”, located on the left side of your private Xanga Site.

     

    blogringsMany Voices, One Topic – Xanga BlogRings! Join an Existing  BlogRing!

    Featured Content (November 14th, 2001. Check out RiottGyrrrl and you’ll think you’re visiting the blog of any popular Xangan even today. The link to “more featured” shows you what the ”featured” page looked like back at the turn of the century.)
    RiottGyrrrl 9:48 am
    myblueheaven 9:21 am
    JackrabbitDaddy 8:10 am
    smartass_83 7:23 am
    wickedce 2:06 am

    more featured content

     

    From 2002-2004:
    Monday, August 05, 2002

    Featured Content is back up to 100 entries!  We had to trim it down to 25 entries for a while, but monsur was able to make it a lot faster, so now it’s back up to 100.

    Here’s what happened… The Featured Content list used to get updated every single time any Xanga Member looked at the page. It’s a popular page and it’s got a lot of info on it, so all the updating made the page really slow (or totally inaccessible). Now it gets updated just once every minute (and then cached).

    Heh, so now it’ll be slow only for the very first person to…

    personal
     
     
     
    Wednesday, July 24, 2002

    Xanga Personals!?  Marc explains… Take a browse and let us know what you think - both about Xanga Personals and the new Xanga Frontpage Have 3:27 pm

    personal1

    Xanga News
    Friday, August 13, 2004

    NEW BLOGRING FEATURES

    Attention all blogring leaders: you can finally delete abusive blogring members with a single click.  In addition, you can use our new Member Approval feature to stop unruly members from just joining the blogring again. More from john

    3:10 PM

    Check out mindlessWh0re below. Funny stuff. The entry you see might not necessarily be the entry from the link, cause the archive only took a picture of the URL at the time.  MFN/ppf

    Featured Content: December 29th, 2004
    CaKaLusa 11:52 AM
    LolaLovely 3:26 PM
    luckstuh 8:55 PM
    eFairy 9:13 AM
    mindlessWh0re 10:20 PM
    more featured content

    Click on the profile pictures to go to the blogger’s site at the time. Some of the secondary and tertiary links on the archive don’t go anywhere. MFN/ppf

    Featured Weblog Entries

    From: Xanga Premium Sites
    1. Visit wutuwaitn4's Xanga Site! unpleasant types of sleepers there are 5 main categories of…
    Total eProps: 206 | Total Comments: 107
    Posted by wutuwaitn4 - 5/23/2005 at 9:08 PM
     
    2. Visit CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Conjunction dysfunction, what time’s the luncheon? Besides t…
    Total eProps: 200 | Total Comments: 102
    Posted by CaKaLusa - 5/23/2005 at 7:54 PM

    2005-2006

    Wednesday, August 17, 2005

    NEW PHOTO MANAGER

    We just launched a brand new Photo Manager that makes it easier for you to upload and organize your photos! More from marc…

    Remember when we lost all our comments. From John’s blog in 2005:

    Saturday, June 18, 2005
      COMMENTS UPDATE

    We have comments back up and running on the site!

    All new comments are stored in our new database.  We have restored a good portion of the old comments on the site as well.  There are some comments between May 28th and June 17th that are trapped on an old database… we’ll be moving those comments onto the new database over the next few days.

    Ironically, the site maintenance we were trying to perform was designed to improve comment performance.   We’re so sorry about the comment outage, and are working as fast as we can to resolve it – and also, to put measure into place to make sure it never happens again.

    We’ll definitely post updates as we have more details.

     

    Then, sometime in late 2005, a new blogger appeared who looked a bit like C.S. Lewis. His “Theologian’s Cafe” almost instantly became the Xanga site to visit, and the Featured page started to look different, well, I mean the same, since this single blogger sort of took over the page after a while. (And wouldn’t mind telling you exactly how he did it either!) MFN/ppf

     

    Featured Weblog Entries

    From: Xanga Premium Sites
    1. Visit CaKaLusa's Xanga Site!  Question of the day: Were the Berenstain Bears Jewish? Kids…
    Total eProps: 296 | Total Comments: 156
    Posted by CaKaLusa - 12/6/2005 at 12:51 AM
     
    2. Visit TheTheologiansCafe's Xanga Site! I have been wondering to what degree was the 9/11 attacks su…
    Total eProps: 208 | Total Comments: 114
    Posted by TheTheologiansCafe - 12/5/2005 at 6:14 PM
     
    3. Visit TheTheologiansCafe's Xanga Site! I am taking a rare day off work today for sickness. I woke u…
    Total eProps: 198 | Total Comments: 119
    Posted by TheTheologiansCafe - 12/6/2005 at 9:31 AM

    Wednesday, August 09, 2006

    Featured Weblog Entries

    From: Xanga Premium Sites
    1. Visit TheTheologiansCafe's Xanga Site! Are we as a society too quick to give our opinion?
    Total eProps: 298 | Total Comments: 167
    Posted by TheTheologiansCafe - 8/20/2006 at 1:39 PM
     
    2. Visit TheTheologiansCafe's Xanga Site!

    I was reading a post by RaVnR and it made me think about ice…
    Total eProps: 254 | Total Comments: 139
    Posted by TheTheologiansCafe - 8/19/2006 at 8:43 PM

     

    Hmmmmm. MFN/ppf

    Friday, October 20, 2006

    Today AdamDave, and Janet are launching Friends Lock – a quick and easy way to limit access to your *entire site* with just a few simple clicks. more from john

    Another content module appeared on the front page in late 2006:

     

    Boosted Content


    2007-2009

    Wednesday, January 17, 2007

    Looking for some new and fresh content?  Check out the new WeblogPhoto, and Video frontpages!  more from Chris

    Thursday, February 22, 2007

     

    Xanga News

    Vote for the best. Help give a star award by voting here!

     

    2008 brought us the Featured Question:

    Featured QuestionWould you confront your best friend who talked about you behind your back ?
    submitted by Abstraxcity

     Apologies: I didn’t code this too well, so the blog entry looked like the actual webpage, but I got tired after a while, and wanted to finish adding the content. I’d forgotten about “Boost”, and then “Boost plus Stars”, and then “Stars”. The current iteration of Xanga has Top Blogs and Top Recommended. I was limited of course to the actual archived pages, and a lot of the secondary and tertiary links don’t work, but enough of them did that I had fun going back to the past and seeing Xanga change and morph into the site as it is today. HERE is an early blog page from John, Xanga’s CEO, from 2000.  Interesting that I found a lot of folks who are still plugging away, er, I mean, “blogging” away regularly who were here from the early days of the service. I found it very interesting to see the ”popular” bloggers writing about contests and mentioning other “popular bloggers” of the time, even as far back as 2000. Then, as now, over time, there seems to be sites which become sort of virtual water holes, and then there are those who get moderate “airplay” in the Xangaverse. Some people who are excellent writers, photographers, and artists never got the exposure they deserve, perhaps, but I’ve found over the years, that unlike a lot of “faceless” web communities, Xanga has, for the most part, always promoted “community” and blogging here is a bit different, and feels more like a “family”.  MFN/ppf (originally compiled and posted in 2009, edited somewhat. 6/02/13)
  • Remembering Xanga: Part 2: Dead Websites

    Xanga is the latest casualty of the social networking wars of the mid teens. 

    Haven’t I been around this racetrack before? I’ve been online since 1997, over fifteen years.

    1997: Before social networking and blogs. Before websites even, we had message boards. I frequented the Classmates.com boards. I frequented the Classmates.com message boards that is, until the site, which had been free to subscribers, changed to a paid subscription model. I didn’t want to pay. The internet had always been “free’. I began writing articles about “the death of the free internet.”

    1999: I created my own website on the Homestead hosting service, which offered “free websites” and an easy to use content editor. My website grew to seven sections, each with hundreds of pages, including my poetry, prose, photography, and artwork, when Homestead couldn’t pay the bills and switched to a paid subscription model. I was able to pay to keep my site online, but thousands others couldn’t, and a great disturbance was felt in the force when most of the planet Homestead was destroyed by the Death Star of Profit.

    2000: Yahoo used to have a vibrant clubs/groups infrastructure. I joined nearly a dozen writing groups, poetry groups, and friendship groups. When the moderator of one popular group closed it down, I resurrected my own dormant poetry group, ElectricPoetry, which, with almost 100 active members, became pretty popular. 

    I used Geocities for the HTML pages I created in Microsoft Frontpage. Yahoo bought Geocities. Soon Yahoo shut down the site. (Let’s see what they do with Tumblr!)

    2001: I purchased my own domain, www.allthingsmike.com, and began a major redesign of my “electronic experiment in art”. I paid over $500.00 for the Macromedia Dreamweaver open source website construction  software. Soon I dismantled and unsubscribed from my Homestead website. I joined webring and listed my site with multiple literature, art, and friendship rings. For a while, my website “space” cost me $60.00 a month. One of my early MikeVideo streams was so popular, I had to pay an extra $500.00 one month for excessive download times. (The internet was a lot more expensive with less space and speed in those days.)

    2002: I created blogs for each of my website sections on the Blogspot service. Some blogs I let them host, and some I hosted myself. 

    2002: I had stored my photo collection, which eventually grew to 100 themed folders, and over 8000 high quality photos, on Webshots, first a part of Excite, and eventually purchased by American Greetings, the greeting card company. I was listed as the #7 user posting photos of the state of California. I paid $35.00 a year for a subscription until last year, when the site converted to a paid instagram style site called Smile.

    2004: Tired of moderating my Poetry group, which took quite a bit of time, I shut down the ElectricPoetry group on Yahoo, but not before joining Xanga, a blog service on which people could leave comments, which hadn’t been introduced on blogspot as yet. I consolidated all my blogs into WhenWordsCollide, which has pretty much maintained the same formula of offering news and notes, photoposts, video blogs, poetry and prose, and my ever ongoing memoirs and autobiography since 2004. I paid for a “lifetime premium subscription” to Xanga 

    2005: I began posting my videos to YouTube. Xanga introduced a video section a while later, but never upgraded to HD, so I stopped posting videos to Xanga for the most part. I joined “blogrings” on Xanga in order to make more connections. The Featured Grownups, Socrates Cafe, and Kween of the Queens blogrings offered Xangans a chance to garner lots of subscribers, readers, and friendships in the days when “featured” content only had five entries by the real popular bloggers. My own blogring, The Internet Island, was pretty popular itself for three years.

    2008: Although I never gained true “Xangalebrity” fame, I maintained a solid core group of readers and subscribers, and was well known around the Xanga site for my novel sized comments, as well as for my entries, some of which (usually the parody Xanga entries) even were able to knock The Theologian’s Cafe from Top of Top Blogs.

    2010: I stopped updating my personal website AllThingsMike, although I still pay over $250.00 a year to keep it online. I created both MySpace and Facebook accounts  when those sites started to overcome Xanga as social networking sites. I still posted occasional blog entries on Xanga. 

    2013: I make a commitment to my readers on Facebook that I will make a more concerted attempt to post more regularly. Instead of massive photoposts like on Xanga, I post one to three photos at a time. Instead of long detailed “magazine article” style entries, I post short humorous “observations” which begin to get comments. A lot of my readers/friends on FB either are still my readers/friends on Xanga, or are readers/participants from past endeavors like Classmates.com message boards, Yahoo groups, webrings, or blogrings.

    Xanga announces it may perish.

    I never liked what my late ex roommate used to call the “roundy round” races, where cars continually go in a circle. I preferred either drag races, a quick jaunt down the quarter mile, or road races, which took the driver through closed off city streets or along a long road course. My history of subscribing to sites, only to see them shut down, reminds me more of the roundy round races, where the sites, like the cars, and the caskets in the graphic above, race around and around until they crash or otherwise drop out of the race.

    I already paid $100.00 for Xanga. I don’t know if I want to pay an additional nearly $50.00 a year, on top of paying for my own website. I’m thinking of downloading wordpress software, and perhaps just establish my own blog on my own website. 

    Then again, after a fifteen year internet “race” where all the sites seem to eventually die before I can finish alongside them with my massive content collection, maybe it’s time to call it a day as a social networker. I do have my FACEBOOK TIMELINE HERE,  please friend me, but let me know your “Xanga username” if you have a different or real name for your FB profile. I have been more of a “presence” on FB than on Xanga for a while anyway. 

    The list of people I actually think of as “friends” is much too long to post. Thank you to everyone with whom I’ve made a connection over the past 9 years. I’m going to keep posting archived Xangacentric posts and Xanga history/memorial posts for the next month, no matter what happens. The most updated amount Xanga has raised on the “Relaunch” campaign is over 15 grand and they’re going for 60 grand. I’m pretty sure they’ll make it. I just don’t know whether I want to pay again since as far as I’m concerned (and I thought as far as Xanga was concerned) I was a “lifetime member” already.  


    The graphic is a modified version of “Racing Caskets” one of my composite images and the title card to the “Dead Bodies” essay from the old Featured Grownups group blogring on 2/06/2007.

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